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Jimmy Minute 

The time it takes for a hungry athlete to eat two Jimmy Johns sandwiches. Usually about 10-15 actual minutes.
Yeah, I was so hungry after our first game I had to pull a Jimmy Minute dinner before the next game started.

Jeff: Did you hear about Cris?
Dillon: Yeah, I heard he pulled a 5 minute Jimmy Minute last night. What was up with that?
Jeff: He didn't eat much for lunch, so he was starving after soccer practice.
Jimmy Minute by Ashaa September 20, 2011

meat thot 

A female or male that isn't interested in a serious relationships; but is a cereal dater just for a decent meal.
The meat Thot expressed that she's not interested in us being a couple; but she still desires for us to par take in dinner dates.
meat thot by Toomich March 8, 2017

worm holed 

When you’re partner sticks a metal pole up your anus whilst star gazing. The dog should usually be howling from the erotic sounds
“Mammy I think I’ve just been worm holed”
worm holed by Holyworm666 October 16, 2017
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sex change 

While it may one day be possible in the future, sex change is but a myth in this day and age. Even though it is legally recognized, so-called "sex change surgery" is in reality nothing more than genital mutilation and body modification followed by hormone treatments.

It goes by many fanciful, inventive, politically correct names: sex reassignment surgery, sex reassignment therapy, gender reassignment, genital reconstruction surgery, or sex affirmation surgery.

But the pure and simple fact is that people conceived with XX chromosomes are female, and people conceived with XY chromosomes are male. There is currently no known medical procedure to change this in any way. Changing sex will be possible when and if such technology is developed, but until such time it remains a myth.
Normal Man: Sorry, but you were born a man, and I'm strictly heterosexual, therefore I want nothing to do with you.

Disfigured Man: But I had sex change surgery! I'm legally a woman now!

Normal Man: No, you're just a feminine-looking man with XY chromosomes and mutilated genitals. Not interested.
sex change by klopek007 March 24, 2010
earlch by Supacash December 21, 2013
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