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Gappster 

gappster (adj/noun): Someone who is caught in the hypothetical purgatory of being simultaneously hipster, hippie, and gangster. Gappster from an adjective standpoint describes someone/something too cool to be labeled as only hipster/hippie/gangster

used in a sentence: Napster wasn't so gappster cause it got shut down
Napster wasn't so gappster cause it got shut down

Damn that kid can rap biggie, is wearing skinny jeans and raybans, and smokes weed every day and shortly after has free loving sex....that kid is such a gappster
Gappster by irrashional July 8, 2011

umbrellacide

The real or imagined fear of being speared by a wayward umbrella while enjoying an afternoon at the beach.
Without Frank's quick reflexes, the entire beach party was in serious risk of injury due to the wildly errant beach umbrella. "Thanks Frank, umbrellacide is an unfortunate way to go," his friends applauded.
umbrellacide by ilovesaturdays July 27, 2010

Battle of Stalingrad

The battle of stalingrad (1942-1943) was violent conflict between the armies of Russia and Germany. The conflict between the two nations was ignited when Germany broke the peace treaty they had with Russia and invaded the Soviet Union. German forces entered the city of stalingrad (named after Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin) after reducing it to ruins after massive bombing raids. The Russians counterattacked and the ensuing conflict became recorded as the single bloodiest battle in human history. Fighting inside the city ruins was extremely feroucious with both sides losing thousands of men each day. The Russians themselves lost 10,000 men in one day after a fierce counterattack. The Russians overwhelmed pockets of German resistance with suicidal banzai like charges and took back parts of their city. Fighting on the city hill known as Mameyev Kurgan was particulary bloody. The hill was bombed so many times that after the war grass would not grow their for years, and even today one can still find bones and pieces of metal embedded in the soil of the hill. The battle ended after the Soviets surrounded the Germans with a successful counter attack known as Operation Blau, causing the surrender of German forces in the area. Casualties for both sides are recorded as a total of 2 million people including civilians. The battle was immortalized for its complete disregard for human life, barbarism and unprecedented loss of human life.

A movie called enemy at the gates is about a young soviet sniper who is caught up in the battle and its harsh realities.
Don't fuck with the Russians. They're nuts! Did you see what they did to the germans during the battle of stalingrad?

hobo code 

Alternative words or phrases used by content creators to avoid having their accounts deleted from big tech platforms. A form of self censorship.

Originally, signs or symbols left around towns or in the countryside by hobos to send messages or warnings to other hobos.
In order to avoid the censorship algorithm I had to speak in hobo code.
hobo code by ecophelia January 31, 2021

Pocketfriend 

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.
"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

sheep shot 

A nickname used by anti-vaxxers and conspiracy theorists to describe the COVID-19 vaccine.
Person A: Did you get vaccinated yet?
Person B: No, I will never take that sheep shot.

John Cena 

Getting an erection whilst in the middle of work or at any other awkward point much like when John Cena and Trish Stratus fought Beth Pheonix and Santino Marella. This is then very obvious but you continue anyway as if it was normal.
I was just sat there doing my data input when I got a John Cena.
John Cena by Loins13 February 13, 2009
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