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Someone who does not question social conventions. Someone who is easily influenced by government, politicians, TV, society, etc. Tools tend to be close-minded individuals.
Matt is such a tool.
Tool by DevonGates April 26, 2016
A fan girl

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Aka a girl that is in love with or thirsty for Jung Hoseok
I want to bang hoseok because I’m a tout!
Tout by Lulu white October 16, 2018
Fear of Coughing in Public,
This fear manifests itself in a variety of ways including:

1) a realization that “yes, you might in fact be sick, and the cough is the least of your concerns”. Alternately

2) caused by the fear of judgement of others in your immediate vicinity, for your obvious selfish decision to not heed warning to stay home, despite how unrealistic that expectation is for many people whose career and financial well-being do not allow for that.

3) worrying about the improper coughing technique of an open cough, hand cough, or deep throated coughing fit ruining dinner out, an important presentation for work, or your blind date that was love at first sight.

4) the much feared, cough-o-rama, where one individual cough turns in to a chorus of others that precipitates in a collective fear of a two week quarantine without having a change of underwear.
My severe FOCIP while commuting on the train, resulted in me coughing with my mouth closed and going def when my eardrums burst from the pressure. At least I couldn't hear the disdain verbally emanating from fellow passengers.
focip by hightidetech March 8, 2020

Southampton 

A place where a lot of Polish people reside.
There’s a lot of Polish people in Southampton
Southampton by Death Menace September 7, 2022
Term most commonly used by cubans or people of hispanic origin for cereal...
"con" is supposed to be corn "flays" is supposed to be flakes.
con-flays= corn-flakes = cereal.
"OYE MIJITO!!!...AQUI TIENEN CONFLAYS?" (hey kid!!!...do you have
cereal here?"
conflays by Marthypants January 14, 2006

mamacaboose 

A term given to the noticeable large, very appealing behind of a woman. The level of the woman's attractiveness does not factor into the declaration of a mamacaboose, for a mamacaboose alone is capable of satisfying. This term was coined by a strange little Italian man: our very own, beloved Pistachio Disguisie.
Grandfather Disguisie: "How about her? She could be a good wife for you."

Pistachio: "Yes, she has quite a good mamacaboose!"
mamacaboose by dumdumdrummer:P September 8, 2009
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