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Urban Dictionary 

A website that you can have a few laughs at, and when you try to make a definition it says: "Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information." Even though 95% of the definitions are taking the piss or hating on football clubs...like liverpool...especially Liverpool.

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Sarcastic, mr

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Urban Dictionary by mr Sarcastic February 1, 2021
Aight, let me introduce ya to this guy, Obi-Wild! Hold up, don't let that name trick you into thinking he's a rebel or something. This dude is calmer than a granny knitting on a slow Sunday. Man, Obi-Tame would be more like it, real talk.

Now, when you first catch sight of Obi-Wild, you're gonna be like 'damn!' Homie got a jawline so sharp it could chop vegetables, and his eyes? Deep like the ocean. But, don't get it twisted, behind that buff exterior is the most toe-sucking, bone-and-blood guy you'd ever meet. Think of him as a Picasso painting, but Picasso only drawing guys who suck toes.

When it comes to chat, Obi lets his looks do all the work. I mean, he leans on his looks heavier than a teenager leans on WiFi. If you took away those good looks, you'd be left with a guy who's got an unhealthy obsession with toes. Riveting, right?

But here's the kicker. Man's got a name like Obi-Wild, but he's more civil than the Queen taking tea. Makes the royals look like they're running wild at a rave, innit?

And don't even get me started on his taste in food. Man walks into a Nandos, you'd expect something a bit spicy, yeah? Nah, not our Obi. He's the kinda guy to slap ketchup on his chicken. Ketchup! On Nandos chicken! I've heard of keeping it safe, but this is next level.

Obi-Wild, he had mad potential. Could've been a proper firecracker, but ended up fizzling out like a cheap sparkler. Our 'wild one' gone mild.
Obi-Wild yeah alright then mate!
Obi-Wild by Jxmmy667 July 18, 2023
Let’s go to Barry? She replied bungalo
Bungalo by P.Sxo June 30, 2022

Bum-Curious 

One who is keen on the idea of anal penetration but is not quite ready to allow insertion of implements, whether human appendages or sexual toys.
Him: Sounds like you're desperate for a bumming.
Her: I'll be honest with you, I AM curious but not curious enough.
Him: Sounds like you are bum-curious to me.
Her: Well heres the deal, If yours goes anywhere near mine, My finger goes up yours
Him: Unless you are drunk, you mean?
Her: My bum is fair game if I'm drunk.
Bum-Curious by ThisReallyIsMe December 6, 2010

antibamite 

Someone with a strong hate for Barack Obama.

From "antisemite", and Obama's print media nickname "Bam".
I'm voting for McCain because I believe in lower taxes, not because I'm an antibamite. I do not support Sarah Palin's antibamitic speech at the convention.
antibamite by Newt Gingrich October 18, 2008

Out Chasin' 

The act of going out to the club/bar looking for decent girls to take home.
Whatchu doin, dude?
Shit, I'm out chasin'
Out Chasin' by BuckeyeTilIDieCLE October 9, 2014
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