Gus, Bill Murray's nephew, brother of The Hotness. Looks sexy with long hair, but always cuts it in the middle of the year, leaving many people, especially "spellbound" girls, upset because he now looks...turtly...
Gus was really nice to me in fifth and sixth grade, I had a crush on him and his Anthiny Kiedis hair until he cut it. Now I moved on to his brother!
Fake hoodrat, resides in Biggin Hill, East London. Born and raised in a beloved family It was reported recently that he was shot dead in West Croydon after he was found organising illegal child cosplay meetings which were due to take place in a traphouse. Do not pay respects to this thug.
A strange occurrence whereby a number of factors lead to an individual not ever being friend-zoned. The individual is always single and likely not looking for anyone, but is unable to create a friend-zone. They are always very good looking and good around members of the opposite gender.
"No one seems to just want to be friends with me. I just don't get it."
"Are you looking for anyone?"
"No, not really."
"I think you are experiencing the Michael Phenomenon."