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The sound of the goose uprising. When this sound is heard you tend to hide every item you earn and hide in telephone box.
The hjokening is here brothers, time to rise up!!! Hjonk Hjonk am goose
Hjonk by me10n April 23, 2020

mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.
Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

egg plant 

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it
a very gay person that is also very annoying
That guy over there acts like a caden
caden by bdhsldspicnjipcpiqpi January 16, 2019

Grumbles 

noun:

1) One who prematurely denies a correct response only to come full circle and carefully explain the same answer
2) One who is easily mistakable for a person of a lesser education level
3) One who may become moist at the sound of the Orphan Whisperer's voice
Lecturer: Blah, blah, blah
(Upon entering lecture hall) Student 1: Why is the secretary standing on the stage with a microphone...
Student 2: Hah, hah, hah
Student 1: Oh my gosh, that's Grumbles?
Student 2: Hah, hah, hah
Grumbles by Jack O'Sniles September 19, 2009

change purse 

"I don't use Gold Bond for the itch relief so much as the York Peppermint Sensation on my change purse."
change purse by Banwa May 13, 2004
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