What women think is gender equality, but is actually just trying to downgrade men.

A typical definition for somebody with a higher form of intelligence, a very uncommon mix of social skills, leadership, good taste and sheer brilliance.

Hemorrhoids one gets from spending time on the toilet doing emails and text messaging on their Blackberry.

When licking the sweat off another's thighs during sex

One of the most epic and amazing things you can possibly do as a young child is make a couch fort. A typical couch fort consists mainly of blankets and cushions, but if you really want to get shit real, chairs can be used. Access to a couch fort is pretty much impossible if you didn't take part in it's construction, as the inhabitants will tend to defend it well. Sadly, couch forts have a relatively short life-span, because at some point a parent or older sibling will demand to know why the fuck the couches have been stripped of their cushions, and will proceed to swiftly destroy the couch fort and re-construct the living room.

The way a large black man says "underwear".