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Stationary Status 

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".
Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."
Stationary Status by petepete518 August 6, 2011

a boongly  

( bow-ng-lie) a boongly is a girl who smokes cigarettes using her vagina
you need to be careful when sharing cigarettes with a boongly you can get a std
a boongly by boonlgy lover January 2, 2008

Money Hag 

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.
Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

doodoofard 

One of the most profoundly philosophical words to have ever been spoken.

It is also a versatile, and beautifully graceful word; as a metaphorical swan would. Throughout history, it has been given its many meanings.. And today, I shall gladly provide you with some of many..

1. A beautifully composed, and completed to utter perfection shart. You cannot shard without the doodoo or the fard, so it all works together in a divine plan.

2. The meaning of life, love, peace, and the world in its entirety.

3. What I do in my pants every Sunday at exactly 3:38AM, while eating crunchy munchy munchables.

4. A name adopted by one of the coolest meme subreddits of all time, to further glorify the word in all efforts, and praise.

5. A beautiful city in Goofyville, a secret land just 400 miles south-east of the border of Florida, USA. According to legend, it is an anciently formed civilisation (around 40000bce.), where the stairway leads to above the clouds, and further past the stratosphere.. Where the entrance to the holy lands of doodoofard lay.. But only those who have been deemed worthy, and have discovered the true power of the doodoofard may ever grace their toes upon the holy grass of doodoofard..

6. A commonly placed form of its cousin words; poopoofard, and peepeeshart.
Gerald: "Yo dude.. I loved that part where he said "it's doodoofardin time" and doodoofarded all over the place. Truly a doodoofard of a time.."

Carrot smoking a pipe: *Puff..* "Why yes, my fellow friend Gerald.. And I am so proud of today's generation.. Coming up with some of the most exquisite terms of language.. Although above all, doodoofard truly takes the cake with a cherry on top.."
doodoofard by joemamah January 4, 2024
A girl that’s falls asleep on her dog with pillows and furr everywhere... you probably know.
Kim is a shit
Kim by Conner Likes Kristen January 28, 2019

Bumping Gargamels 

Gargamel is the antagonist wizard character from the Smuf's whom was a wizard but was also UGLY.

It is a more elaborate way to say that you are bumping uglies and making magic in the bedroom.
Ay man, sorry for your girl making so much noise last night, we had a couple drinks and ended up bumping gargamels all night.
Bumping Gargamels by spbbg May 14, 2011
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