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Beefy Burt 

A word used to define a Burt who is beefy
Always depressed and gets angry if people don't talk to him
Also looks very similar to big hero 6

Moral of the story: Don't be a Beefy Burt
- Bois invite Beefy Burt to a discord call -

Beefy Burt: what the fuck do you want...
everyone: Why are you so depressed?
Beefy Burt: You bully me, I'm not talking to you anymore!
Beefy Burt by BigHero6 March 1, 2021
Also known as cocaine
You’re in the pub with your mates, it’s getting a bit late- someone shouts over “oi Han, get the bisto in”
Bisto by NaughtyGravyBoi1992 November 18, 2018

Belligerant

When people (usually a group of 5 known girls) get so drunk that when they wake up they: they think.."where the fuck are my clothes, who the fuck is he, and what the fuck did we do last night!" yee
Alex:Oh gawd, what did we do last night?
Jenn:I feel like shit.
Rachael: Last night was good.
Kaity:haha fo sho.
Megan:I have church.
Alex: Damn we were so fucking belligerant.
Belligerant by Raylex November 6, 2007

plant brown carrots 

Funny way to describe bowel movements.
About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.
plant brown carrots by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005

on it like a car bonnet 

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.

b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.

jew hater 

A piece of shit who has nothing better to blame for his own failures, so he blames Jews.
Person 1: Mel Gibson is such a fucking jew hater.
Person 2: Ya that fuck has to get a life.
jew hater by King of Jews January 22, 2009
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