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lincoln is the best person you’ll ever meet. he’s super super sexy and i would gladly eat his pp, he’s very tall and had a deep voice and if you ever meet a lincoln you would know. there super loyal and very funny and i would do anything to be his gf… lincoln’s are the baddies daddys ever i’d gladly fuck
oh yeah? lincoln? his cock is so big i’m going to faint.
lincoln by anonymous January 23, 2022

fueled by ramen

a popular record company that has acts like Foul Out Boy, sorry, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., Panic! At The Disco, and bands aiming for preteen girls and guys who have been dropped when they where born. This company is the biggest threat US and the world faces today. "Cool parents" support bands like these so they can blind their children from knowing of great bands. Fall Out Boy is one of the most untalented and worst band to have existed in the Earth. These so-called punk bands should be fed to Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, Dead Boys, and GG Allin. Guys who think they are hardcore for liking bands from Fueled By Ramen should castrated and hit with a hammer to save the world.
Fall Out Boy: Oh we'e so hardcore that we obey the rules in school. Soon enough, the young girls will be ours.

Parent: we cannot let our child listen to Led Zeppelin!

Guy 1: Why not?

Parent: cause Led Zeppelin is too talented!

Guy 1: What about Black Flag or New York Dolls?

Parent: NO! They're talented as well!

Guy 1: Then what can they listen to?

Parent: Bands from Fueled By Ramen, so my teens will stay stupid as they already are! Thanks to MTV, OC, American Idol, and High School Musical

Guy 2: You know what! There are many ways to get what you want, I use the best! I use anarchy! (pulls out a guitar and plays)

Parent: Oh no, music that relies on music rather popularity! (explode)
fueled by ramen by sleez boy February 27, 2008
Rape of the anus.
Oh god no, please no, please don't chiv me. PLEASE!
Chiv by Jazz3r July 3, 2008
a person who does or buy the same things as billy from eastcoast.
dude look at my new phone... easy there billyme. billy bought it first!!!
billyme by grumpyjuice March 6, 2009

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The most repetitive song, or you were just bored and decided to do this
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Headset Hottie 

An attractive female (usually a customer support representative) showcased with a headset and smiling as if she is happy to help you with your needs. Usually can be found on many corporate websites or on stock photography sites.
Guy #1 "Did you see the new customer service rep in billing?"

Guy #2 "Ya, she is quite a headset hottie."

Headset hottie
Headset Hottie by Zlinko May 11, 2009

prestidigitator 

Magician, illusionist, trickster.
One with fast hands like a street magician.
Probably from the Italian presto(fast)
and Latin digitus (fingers).
David Blaine is one of the greatest prestidigitators of all time!!

Oooh i'm sooo impressed...you must be a prestidigitator!

That damn prestidigitator took me for three grand!!!
prestidigitator by thedzone October 5, 2009
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