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knots in my pocket 

The possesion; or holding of a single gram of cocaine.

A very small amount of cocaine, wrapped up in a tight knot.
I got to get rid of these knots in my pocket
when fucking a female from the ass, or simply from behind, you reach out and slit her throat.

at times its appropriate to pleasure oneself with the head of the victim
Person 1: how was Jane the other night in bed?
Person 2: good, i gave her the tabby.
Person 1: woah, that musta sucked gettin rid of the body...
Person 2: yea, but it was a good time. and i kept the head.
The Tabby by Cblock Tbone December 14, 2008

Foxy Shazam! 

A really awesome band from Ohio who's genre is indescribable. They are very original with their sound, though became highly disappointing with the music off of their second CD "Introducing". "Introducing", which contains music of a much more radio friendly sound, has unfortunately attracted the scene kids who like to find underground bands, and claim to like them just because many people don't know who they are. But now the word is out, and you can buy their shit in Hot Topic.

Also, it was very shitty of them to drop the "!" at the end of their name.
Scene girl: "Omggg foxy shazam! are the best band everrrr"
Original fan: "i know right? remember when they werent very well known and always played the stuff off the flamingo trigger', a 10x better cd?"
Scene girl:"....the flamingo trigger?"
saying or doing something only because the other did or said it
“you’re a hoe”

“no you’re a hoe”

“you’re only saying that because i said it”

“yup i’m petty”
petty by rainbow127 December 23, 2024

Russian Ambassador 

You pronounced this nonsense. Not me. -Russian Ambassador to International Organizations in Vienna Mikhail Ulyanov
Yesterday I wrote to an opponent (who misinterpreted my words): “You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.” Look at the comments to my tweet below. They return this phrase on every occasion. Many of them are apparently bots, but some seem to be humans. How differentiate between them? - Russian Ambassador to International Organizations in Vienna Mikhail Ulyanov

David Schmitt 

Pretty much the hottest guy in the world. Amazing voice, incredible face. Beautiful eyes. David Schmitt IS SEX. He is the lead singer of Breathe Carolina, pretty much the most incredible thing ever created.
GIRL: oh god, david schmitt is so hot. i would totally dump you for him.
GUY: not if i do it first.
GIRL: *gasp*
David Schmitt by BCloverr August 4, 2010
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