A retired government employee who lives on a government pension, but despises the federal government. These individuals are proud fiscal conservatives. They live in suburbs and love yard work because it makes them feel like a man. They are critical about everything. They attend local government meetings to bitch. They believe they are active in the political arena with their letters to the editor complaining about government. They are often children of vets, but didn't serve themselves. They have mustaches. They couldn't accomplish shit with their life, so they got a government gig and maybe worked their way to middle management. They chisel away at their own and everyone else's life. Above all else, they teabag.

An "emergency situation" dat involves your having a dozen-carton of stale cackleberries in yer possession, and so da cops think dat you might be gonna throw rotten eggs at them.

someone who is being annoying and often acting like a female.someone who chooses there annoying ugly girlfriend over there guy friends. Someone who well have no friends when there girl friend is not there. In other words an annoying friend who has a girlfriend you dont like.

A German man that makes coffee out of dandelions, which a Japanese guy thinks is really girly, and has to pull Italians out of ditches because they started out as his prisoner but they're really his only friend/lover. He is also stupidly neat and nudity is fine with him, though he doesn't like it when the Italian guy comes in his bed at night because it scares him in the morning.

A formless, dangerous, nigh undefeatable, red mass in the Digimon Tamers series. Starting out as a simple program, it has mutated and evolved into a insatiable red blob created for one purpose: destroy anything that has overstepped its natural boundary. And it pursues this goal with deadly efficiency whether the target is digital or living.

To be Molested while buried in sand