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Urban Dictionary

onion ring party 

A word that describes an event or social gathering where the primary attendees are of the female gender. The opposite of a "Sausage Fest".
*Walks into a room filled with women* "Wow, this looks like quite the onion ring party."
onion ring party by eren jauger 69 December 11, 2013
Jihane is the most kind, amazing person you'll ever meet in your life. She always finds a way to make people smile. A lovable person with a beautiful heart.

Jihane is the prettiest, most gorgeous girl/ woman in the universe, her eyes says it all, her sweet voice makes the heart of a man melt in a second.

Jihane is also a very clever person, her brain is always working, and thinks different than others. Never underestimate a Jihane because her IQ is always very high. She knows very well what everything is about and decides to keep quiet, ( she believes silence is the most powerful weapon).
Having a Jihane in your life means having the world.

But when someone mess with her, she can turn his/ her life to hell, she knows very well how to make someone who touches her or her family suffer mentally. Beware of upsetting her so much, because she's the most patient human kind in the world, once you push her limit, you better run for your life.
I would love to live in a beautiful Jihane

My Jihane is full of life
Jihane by Lovable b November 24, 2021
A portable sandwich making machine, but can also double up as a personal sex machine.
I really fancy a sandwich...Where's the woman?
Woman by AyHach October 5, 2011

Homework 

Did you know that homework spelled backwords is krowemoh which in Latin means child abuse? Yes homework has ruined our lives.
"Did u get homeworked last night?"

"Yeah, extra abuse"

Glass Pattern Baldness 

Premature balding found in test tube babies.
I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.
a certain individual with an obscenely large head.
whow man look at the dude with the big head. oh its blicq
blicq by rampo February 7, 2005
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