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What is a Pessi? We will look at some definitions below:

Penaldo is an international fraud know for ghosting for 89 minutes in a game, and when his teammates win a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.

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Example:
Girlfriend: "Our relationship is pessi "
Boyfriend: "What?Our relationship is finished?"

No 10 has been missing the entire match.

Donโ€™t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have [patience
Pessi by Pessigoat March 17, 2023
The Goat but he's beyond retarded
"yo, yk ssan05?"
yea he goated asf
"fr but he's lowkey dumb as fuck"
yea cant really argue with that san is retarded as fuck
ssan05 by sansedanE60M5V10 March 17, 2025

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marmite afterbirth 

You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.
I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.
surname: Given to Americans after moving over to America with the more common last name Boucher

Noun: Another spelling for bushy, pronounced the same way

Adj: A very hairy person, or plant
"Who's that kid?"
"Oh that's Bushey"

"I heard he's very Bushey. Hasn't shaved in weeks."
Bushey by J-Bush-Dawg March 17, 2009

Vagineer 

a person who specializes in and is well versed in the exploration, navigation, mechanics and inner workings of the human vagina.
He was a fucking vagineer with my pussy, he made me cum four times.
Vagineer by Vedgefucky January 15, 2019
The phrase said by the pre-pubesant boys in school. Started from a video on the internet named: "Uh oh stinky monkey"
uh oh, stinky, poopy ahahah funny.
uh oh by DugMyGuy October 7, 2019
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