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He is such a christian
Christian by Dodness December 4, 2017
Yeah, me and tommy were beefin last night
Beefin by Doron1 May 29, 2024

Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
Millennial Retirement Plan by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

Inquizit 

Tim will need to inquizit the rest of the brain trust to ensure accuracy of Gary's statement of when he will return.
Inquizit by Dinquizitor April 7, 2011

Selena Gomez 

The Polar Opposite of Miley Cyrus.

She actually sings pretty good, and has enough common sense not to make Britney Spears her role model and post naked pics of herself on Vanity Fair
P1: OH MY GOD DID YOU LISTEN TO SELENA GOMEZZZ???

P2: The one that's not a bitch? Yeah, I did.

Steady Poop Shaft 

This happens when you’re in the midst of pulling out in doggy style, and she lays a steamer that balances on your shaft.
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter
Josh:”Yo Jamie I can’t believe we had a steady poop shaft going last night”
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling”
Jamie:”Me too”
Steady Poop Shaft by anonymous December 9, 2020
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