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Dating app. Tinder is the McDonalds for sex.
Nah, she's not my girlfriend, she's just a Tinder.
Tinder by Shakk September 19, 2013

Alexis Day 

Alexis is sweet and annoying, caring and short, blond and bossy and is always there for a slap. I love her but if i could i would kill her at times. shes sexy and loves a feed at maccas
rando- alexis is rlly bitchy

Alexis's friend- shut up do you want a broken noseb
Alexis Day is nice and should be defined as a nice human being
Alexis Day by SWIM.SHADY June 28, 2019
Uncurable mental illness that spreads over the first month of contagion.

It has 16 different side effects and the only way to know which one you'll have is by experiencing them, YOU ONLY GET ONE.
-fuck shit fuck, I learnt abbout MBTI and I can't stop typing people in my head
-whats MBTI
-NO, I DONT WANT YOU TO SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS I
MBTI by Victinitotodilepro September 20, 2021
n. any crusty, mushy, or slimey substance found in or around any crevice or any other opening
there's a lot of shmuckus in my keyboard

shmuckus by bonkazyonkaz December 30, 2008
the act of being shut down by someone or something; to annihilate, destroy, or desecrate; complete ownage.
last night when we were doing the dirty, I pwned your vag. or I am going to pwn your mom tonight.
Pwn by GOD_LIKE May 1, 2006

Dirty Lucas 

When male uses iron to dry woman vagina then iron penis and putting it in antilopa at same time
I heard Jack did Dirty Lucas yesterday. He is in hospital lmao.
Dirty Lucas by fineryx April 1, 2020