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A person who is generally considered elite in their particular sport, but who seems to choke regularly in important games or situations. Can be synonymous with a player who performs well in a regular season, or smaller events, but chokes in the playoffs, postseason, or major events. Named for Clayton Kershaw, starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, who as of 10/10/2019 sports a career 2.44 ERA in the regular season, but 4.43 ERA in the postseason.
Bryan's team missed a chance to make the state soccer championship last night because he allowed a season worst 7 goals. He's such a Kershaw!
Kershaw by BigHurt35 October 10, 2019

pornfanity

profanity on internet web blogs. ignorant cussing of someone who nothing intelligent To say.
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pornfanity by EnterNot August 20, 2008

alevandre 

Name for the worst man you will ever meet. Extremely selfish and immature. Emotionally unavailable. Bad at communicating. Incapable of giving love. Will give you mental breakdowns. If a man named Alevandre comes towards you run away as fast as you can.
Alevandre broke my heart the same day as my grandma’s burial. Yep that’s dre for you.
alevandre by anonymous March 12, 2024
Booty Call Implication, from the Community episode 116, where Britta drunk dials Jeff at 3 AM.
Britta's phone call had some serious BCI
BCI by Stardeath February 13, 2010
Thomas = A person who is literary a pagan
Look at that Thomas over there, hes doing all sorts of pagan activities.
Thomas by The Pagan Watcher April 19, 2018
n. Slang. A low-class, low-IQ individual forever enslaved to buying more shares of $BODY, a degenerate unmatched by any other cesspool-dwelling, bottom-feeding loser, and eternally encumbered by the faulty belief that Beachbody is the second coming of Peloton.
Remember Keith?

Oh yeah - I remember Keith - he was that Bodtard.

Keith lost all of his money investing in $BODY

Well, he was a Bodtard.
Bodtard by Bodtard November 12, 2021

Fluorescence 

To insert a fluorescence light bulb into a person's body through an opening (anus, vagina, etc.) While in the body, the bulb can be broken causing the vacuum within to explode and send out shards and grains of glass. To be used for sexual pleasure.
Dude, look at her ass! I bet you she's been fluorescenced!
Fluorescence by Voishere March 8, 2008
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