Urban Dictionary
Niko Defence League
Niko Defence League by ImPartOfTheNDL March 26, 2021
Mubaraked
To be robbed of one's legacy because of one's refusal to move on professionally.
For instance, when a formerly great sports player refuses to retire after several bad years and finds himself without a contract and a massively deflated legacy. It also applies when a former prodigy clings on, refusing to accept that her moment of greatness has passed, thereby demeaning her former glory.
For instance, when a formerly great sports player refuses to retire after several bad years and finds himself without a contract and a massively deflated legacy. It also applies when a former prodigy clings on, refusing to accept that her moment of greatness has passed, thereby demeaning her former glory.
It's not that Robert wanted to leave, he just figured it was better to take the retirement package now rather than find himself mubaraked in a few years.
Despite being reduced to signing baseball cards at a local middle school school with little fanfare, Jim refused to accept that he'd been mubaraked.
Despite being reduced to signing baseball cards at a local middle school school with little fanfare, Jim refused to accept that he'd been mubaraked.
Mubaraked by Seth Silver March 1, 2011
Tenuritis
1. An affliction that disrupts economies of academic production that is most commonly observed amongst academics who have received tenure and give no fucks about 'outcomes', 'metrics' and basically getting any measurable shit done. Not to be confused with laziness or incompetence, or even aloofness; the causes are usually benevolent, but symptoms manifest towards early career researchers that have never known the luxury of free thought. Secondary symptoms can include,
1a. The affliction contributes to bizarre and sometimes non-sensical claims from research data that may, or may not exist, but have to be argued against anyways.
1b. The affliction may create relations where tenured academics end up peer-reviewing their own work through various boards, committees and editorial guidance to ensure their old ideas continue to circulate and are counted towards publication schemes, even if they're not sure what this means.
1a. The affliction contributes to bizarre and sometimes non-sensical claims from research data that may, or may not exist, but have to be argued against anyways.
1b. The affliction may create relations where tenured academics end up peer-reviewing their own work through various boards, committees and editorial guidance to ensure their old ideas continue to circulate and are counted towards publication schemes, even if they're not sure what this means.
"'Did we get that paper in for publication on time?' 'No, prof. x Tenuritis' was acting up so no one gets the publication point'"
"My work with you shows that I'm interested and willing to collaborate on this project, however my tenuritis prohibits me from creating outcomes that will help you secure employment"
"I can't wait to get Tenuritis! I'm going to collage the shit out of some landscape paintings and then have my board buy them up and then BOOM - I'm Bric-à-bracking my way to head of school!"
"My work with you shows that I'm interested and willing to collaborate on this project, however my tenuritis prohibits me from creating outcomes that will help you secure employment"
"I can't wait to get Tenuritis! I'm going to collage the shit out of some landscape paintings and then have my board buy them up and then BOOM - I'm Bric-à-bracking my way to head of school!"
Holy Shit On A Tricycle!
Holy Shit On A Tricycle! I just saw a six armed midget doing backflips to music in the subway!
Holy Shit On A Tricycle! I got yo momma preggers!
Holy Shit On A Tricycle! I got yo momma preggers!
Holy Shit On A Tricycle! by Caitlin91492 January 12, 2008