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Hat Fuck 

When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.
Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."
Hat Fuck by BlackLaceThong May 30, 2016
Abbreviation for Small Johnson. Johnson is slang for weiner.
Girl 1: My boyfriend's sj isn't gettin the job done!

Girl 2: Get one with an MJ, a monster john.
SJ by justkiddin April 27, 2005
Popoté A piece of glass used as an Chinese ins-cent burner. Or piece of glass used to smoke meth
Hey can i use ur popoté.
Popoté by Xvida January 19, 2022
I love Keijuan so much. He is funny, kind, always jokes around, he knows how to put a smile on my face and so much more. I love his personality and everything about him. I love his voice, his face is just so kissable and he is just so lovable. I cant wait to see him irl. Why can’t I always be with him? I want to make him happy and I want to always be there for him.
me: what isnt there to love about Keijuan?
lilc is a very smart and funny person , is also playful . Likes money and music , lilc loves to get into money ‼️ .
LILC IS defined as smart and intelligent , is a funny person likes to joke around alot , a active person .
lilc by official lilc November 25, 2021

rizzle my ross

Do you want to rizzle my ross
rizzle my ross by Chefor_g August 17, 2016
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