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Whoreable 

1) A really bad sexual experience.

2) Someone who's attire and past actions are screaming "sex me".
1) "Man, Jenny must have been a virgin because our sex last night was whoreable!"

2)"Whoa, Rachel looks so whoreable in her crop top and micro-mini."
Whoreable by Rexarella. October 15, 2008
2nd album of swf teez...spanish person in control
none at allllll
S.P.I.C. by btownwack November 27, 2003

Heaven's Gate 

No Limit Texas Hold 'em:

When all players at the felt (at least 5, the majority of seats at the table) hold non-connected, unpaired, off-suited hole cards below a 10, and go all-in pre-flop. Absolute financial mass suicide and a true pleasure to behold. Of course, there will be only one lucky/unlucky survivor to the culling.
The Official Heaven's Gate Madness Chant:

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
No one needs to fucking call,
I don't need no 10 or better,
Only pussies live forever,
I don't need no pocket rockets,
We can all go live in the comet!
Heaven's Gate by Bodacious77 April 23, 2019
Originally coined as an error from the words "jg diff" which originated from the popular battle royale League of Legends, it was used to demean others by claiming them as a doff. It has now transcended its original meaning and can now mean anything and everything at the same time.
jg doff by Sharky_boy May 19, 2021

joinvalhalla 

Term to recruit more people for ,,the cause".

,,The cause" refers to recruiting even more self-sabotaging degenerate no-life gamers, resulting in a never ending MLM recruiting process. Lowkey a sect.

You'll need to apply after receiving a secret code from accepted members and then wait for 7 bloodmoons.
,,Hey mate! You should joinvalhalla! We collect toe pictures for one of our leaders, too!"

suck me off with a condom on 

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow
you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on
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