When you cum on an umbrella and shove it up the recipients ass.

Dumb ass bitch who is a know it all. Not to mention they suck at everything they do and to top it off failed math class

Extremely brief nap as devised by Catalan Surrealist artist Salvador Dali. He would slide off to sleep in a chair with his arm over the side, holding a spoon over a plate on the floor. The instant he fell asleep, his hand would loosen up and the spoon would fall out and hit the plate with a clatter that woke him up again. He claimed that the brief rest thus afforded him worked wonders.

The coolest freaking person on this planet.

So lame, it makes you want to maim yourself just to escape having to deal with it. Like watching fox news, dealing with your friend's conservative father (trying to convince him that global warming is REAL). Also like school, homework, politicians, rick santorum, family values, prisons, tea partiers, fundies, soccer moms, newt gingrich, anything having to do with right wing politics, and basically anything you hate.

where ppl talk about every move they make