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February 

February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"

"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"
February by rawr~* October 14, 2008
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to fornicate with a sheila (or a bruce if you're into that) under these conditions:
1. while wearing a hat (preferably with a fuckin feather in it)
2. while waiting for your recently thrown boomerang to return to you
3. afterwards, you pull out and declare "That's not a knife, THIS is a knife." Then nod down at your schlong suggestively like a douchebag or bro.
I tried to lay the Shalby on this chick last night, but the boomerang knocked my hat off before i could finish.
shalby by Bundy Dundee March 23, 2011
My grandma got hit with a bazooka.
Bazooka by Adriannexoxo March 10, 2026

Peter Parkinson's syndrome 

When you see your uncle die and it causes you to shake uncontrollably
We think he has Peter Parkinson's syndrome but we've only seen him do it with one uncle. We're going to need to another uncle to die to be REALLY sure.

grumphugly 

Really, really, really ugly to the point were you would rather put an iron on your face than look like them.
Wow dude Chrissie is pretty grumphugly.

recouperbate 

Masturbating when you feel like shit to make yourself feel better. This can be done when sick or sore, but is most effective when done to help with a hangover.
No problem man just go recouperbate and you'll get an A for sure.
recouperbate by Will Hunting September 10, 2010

ming magnet 

Someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.
Guy1: Hey Jake's going out with a minger chick again.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.
ming magnet by theonewhoowns October 15, 2006