bling blah wow

As famously coined in Gucci Mane's first verse of Mariah Carey's Obsessed song, this term means the person is supa dupa rich. His chain and or jewelry is so icy it just says BLING! You are just stupified into a state of blah and can only say wow.

Person 1: Aye cuz it Gucci Mane.
Person2: Look at ih chain cuz.
Person 1: Bling blah wow!
Person 1: His chain is so icy.
Person 1: Well damn Gucci!
Person 2: Burr.

(end of conversation)

bling blah wow by Sunshine and Gumbi August 13, 2009

Cattywhompus

From the archaic Cattus-Whompus (Greek in nature) for the cowherd who was wedded to the daughter of the cousin of the son of Aries (the parents of whom were Catius and Whompius). Hence, the term was created to describe any of the Grecian cowherds who were descended from the original Catius.
This original definition gradually evolved into our more modern definition: the brand of any number of nonexistent products one may search to find in a place of trade.

You: Excuse me sir, do you have the latest Cattywhompus bag?
Clerk: Let me check our inventory.
You: Oh, I have most eagerly awaited the newest addition to the Cattywhompus line of products.

Cattywhompus by YBB November 29, 2003

pay piggy

A pathetic simp who pays women money just because he finds them attractive.

Jerry’s such a pay piggy. He sent that Instagram model $200 just to talk to him.

pay piggy by IBJinx July 30, 2022

Ponyo

Ponyo is a a person with a lot of hair and likes memes

Amelie it's ponyooo

Ponyo by Idklol244 May 17, 2017

haul bread

The family-friendly version of haul balls. To travel as fast as possible.

I am going to have to haul bread to get to work on time.

haul bread by TheRealLiam821 August 27, 2019

Oscar

A term used to describe a squirrel fucker

Look at that Oscar, he loves to feed grapes to the red squirrel

Oscar by OREN THE BISEXUAL October 17, 2010

susserman

A man who you may have little to zero respect for.

"Tom is such a susserman. He literally is the only thing standing in the way of Daisy and I becoming a thing."

"Dude, I know, I took Tom to my cottage last year and he ruined my grill. Biggest susserman in the city,"

susserman by DirtyRick69 January 18, 2018

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