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Urban Dictionary

Someone who insists on ejaculating on their food before consuming it.
Guy1 : Hold on, before i eat this burger i have to cover it in my own semen.
Guy2: ...
Guy3: Wow you're a total milker. fuck off
Milker by Michaellla November 15, 2009

crispamobiaphobia 

An irrational fear of crisps and other potato products.
Don't give those quavers to Chloe she has crispamobiaphobia!
crispamobiaphobia by RoshanW July 5, 2012
A booth that you get in places in amsterdam where u sit in it and watch a ladie dance naked while you wank and watch her.
Me -hey john?
john - What?
Me - I was in one of those wank tank thingys whilst i was over amsterdam
john - Dad i dont want too know what u done in amsterdam!!
wank tank by G.Mcd November 1, 2008

Adrienne Nesser 

Married to the hottest guy EVER in the history of guys, Billie Joe Armstrong!!!!!!!! She married him on July 2,1995 and has 2 kids names Joseph Merciano and Jacob Danger. She found out she was pregnant a day after her wedding. Billie met her at a show and they went out for a long time. I think if i was like 15 years older i'd be some competition for her!!!
Billie Joe is WAAAYYY too hot for Adrienne!!!
Adrienne Nesser by BillieJoeArmstrong February 15, 2005

Melloisnot.onfire 

Pieck’s only luvr <33 my fav mutual thats forevr dating pieck. Don’t hit on pieck its actually offensive
Melloisnot.onfire and pieck went shopping together yesterday

Crossings Christian School 

A lower, middle and upper class school with a very misinterpreted background, all the definitions here say they are white scum, those bitches are mad they keep clapping them in sports in every category, this school is known for its intelligence and athletics, most known debate cheer and basketball.
That guy is so hot, he must be from Crossings Christian School
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