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Jayden is the best person to meet, always hanging with friends, sooooo cute, and loves chick fa la, he is so funny and can be annoying and is a straight A class clown, doesnt get in trouble much and stays out of trouble. Nevers doubts a promise and is a great athlete and lovvvvves girls. He is the most smooth guy to meet. He will do anything to make you feel more comfortable. He uses slang a lot but isnt a gang banger if that matters. He is the most creative fine guy every. Hes a king.
I bet his name jayden if he look that fine
He must be king jayden
Hes so fine, it has to be a jayden
Jayden by Irrelevant dude164 November 1, 2021

cock mileage 

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
cock mileage by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010

Clingy Bitch Pasta

A woman who is way over done and sticks all over you.
I like my women al dente, don't want none of that clingy bitch pasta.
Clingy Bitch Pasta by Taberlin April 26, 2019

Pint Princess 

A female of questionable looks and appeal to the sober eye that will require a potential suitor to consume at lease six or move pints of brew for her to become reasonably attractive and desirable for sexual relations.
This bar is full of pint princesses tonight braaaaaahhh. Looks like another hangover is in store.

My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.
Pint Princess by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Noncewatch 

Part of the redwatch site.Lists of those convicted for sex offences against children.A good idea to right thinking people.Loathed by those with an agenda.
Use the noncewatch resource to see if any nonces are in your area.
Noncewatch by noncewatch August 12, 2006

Four Fest 

A group of slightly below average girls, referring to the 1-10 scale rating system. This in its singular form for a girl is defined as a "quad".
me- "Dude, look at those chicks..... what a four fest"
friend- "Yeah, what a bunch of quads"
Four Fest by Phil Mocan October 18, 2010
A person who says the word vagina too much. like to pretend to be gay. sings scremo/grindcore music...Is asian. Is very sick minded.
Oh that guy is asian, he must be a Somit.
somit by Kittykat. May 9, 2009
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