Taberlin's definitions

Octopus Defense

When a girl's body spontaneously begins menstruating in a desperate attempt not to have sex with you.

Kate's octopus defense kicked in when we were hooking up at that party. She inked all over the place, left me seeing red.

by Taberlin November 7, 2017

Clingy Bitch Pasta

A woman who is way over done and sticks all over you.

I like my women al dente, don't want none of that clingy bitch pasta.

by Taberlin April 26, 2019