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Mumble Mode 

Adjective; typically referring to a person (self or others)generally under the influence or intoxicated as they attempt to form sounds and syllables to coalesce into words or sentences.

Origin: originating in 1997 in Port Jefferson station NY somewhere on Comsewogue school district grounds while engaging in copious amounts of marijuana consumption.
Person A: ghdjxotbosudbf

Person B: dude what the fuck did you just say?

Person C: that mothafucker is in mumble mode.

Person B: Here bro, just take another hit...

Person A: hdjdirbtbxizir <hits blunt again>
Mumble Mode by *Ranger* June 2, 2020

Hydrobaiting 

(V) The process of using liquid water during the act of masturbation.
"Sorry I was in the shower all morning, I just felt like hydrobaiting a lot today."
Hydrobaiting by Vattify June 16, 2015

Nikola Ninic

A s*x machine with a gigantic di*k that will destroy anyone. His gigantic di*k and se*y looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. Having anal s*x will literally tear your ass apart.
If you want hard s*x or u need bodyguard just scream "NIKIII" and he will be there in next 69 seconds
boy1: keep your girl inside, i heard Nikola Ninic was headin' out today.

Boy2: F*CK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S NIKOLA NINIC GIRL NOW...
Badass motherfuckers who will kill any nigga that fucks wit us
Those mccrary are sum crazy bastrds

Yeah bro dont fuck with them
mccrary by Yomama345 September 8, 2019

fanum tax 

Looking elegant or majestic AND sexy, literally or imaginatively, when nude; a variation of looking classy in your birthday suit. "Fanum" meaning "phantom", i.e. invisible clothes (naked), + "Tax" meaning "tux/tuxedo". Fanum tax is a connotation of the word "birthday suit", but the terms themselves are not equivalents.
Jamie: Stephanie is so classy and smart.
Arlie: She's always wearing unflattering clothes.
Jessica: But she still looks so good. She's so fanum tax.
Jamie & Arlie: For sure!
fanum tax by lingolamb October 14, 2023

sanity not included 

one of the funniest gaming web series created in 2010. starring machinima legends guitarmasterx7 and dexterboy124, these two not-so-average gamers (and their roommate Nina) attempt to make every large game release into a joke.
Hey man, did you watch that Sanity not included episode?

yeah, i pissed myself laughing.
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