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cash or ass 

Having a close girl whom is not your girlfriend but close to family like a sister.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.

Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.
That girl alissa is close to like being family to a ton of friends. Yea she owes three hundred bones to her brother and she's ignoring him. Yea she knows the drill, it's cash or ass directly from me to her.
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!

Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?

Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?

Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode

Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?
Significant other; ones partner in a dating relationship.
Jessica is my shoupie.
"What's up with you and Jessica?" "Oh, we are shoupies."
Shoupie by FirebirdJon April 29, 2009

retard tax 

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
retard tax by DeekGray September 11, 2025

Thomas-Pham

Is smart and cool, can do amazing things to the extent of being superhuman. If asian he will be a prodigy and is kind. Usually can defeat someone easily in hand to hand combat.

Does NOT buy a mug for his sister-in-law larisa
Stupid way of saying 'awesome'.
Guy1: Say 'swiss'.
Guy2: sswisssss.
Guy1: No. Say 'swiss'.
Guy2: swisss.
Guy1: Awesome!
Guy2: Ausumn!
ausumn by hippy2981 December 1, 2006
Gwyer means that you have a small gyatt
Her last name is gwyer so small gyatts run in the family
gwyer by Yumalicous May 30, 2024

weiner delight 

A classic Tuscan dish prepared with only the finest of weiners taken from local towns and then smoked repeatedly under the care of vestigal virgins for up to thirty days. The weiners are then roasted in vat of far away spices untill desired tenderness is reached. Upon the achievement of optimal juiciness the wiener is then stuffed with some fromunda cheese and wrapped in a puff pastry. The weiner delight can be taken orally, vaginally, or anally, depending on the recipients pleasure.
Father: Honey what smells so good?
Mother: I'm fixing some weiner delight!
Father: Knights of Columbus! I'll get my bib
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