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Don't be a zephyr!
Zephyr by anonymous January 29, 2023
when having sex with a female and you accidentally nut inside of her
girl: lets have sex

*15 minutes in*

boy : yhikers not again
yhikers by Issa.Jonny March 21, 2017

produce truck

a slang term for the short yellow bus
Person: Hey look at all the vegetables hopping on the produce truck.
Person 2: That's a bus Gerald, and those are children.
produce truck by gigasaur February 23, 2018
shut up and let me drive
when your driving, u should use it
sualmd by johan schalling April 1, 2005

Discipline 

1. The mental ability to not do something that'll make you happy.

AKA: Rationally Justified Self-Torture.

2. A short Japanese pornographic anime series, downloadable via bit torrent. The female characters have boobs the size of football fields.

3. A field or area of study or research, usually something that the person hates but can't get out of unless she/he commits suicide.
1.1) This hot chick was completely naked in bed begging for his groove but he just walked out. He's either mentally insane or very disciplined.

1.2) She stared at the cheesecake for 15 minutes and put it back into the fridge, when did she become so disciplined?!

1.3) He resisted the urge to renew his World of Warcraft subscription while his co-workers are raiding together during lunch, he's got a lot of discipline.

2) As soon as he got the "Discipline" DVDs, he took a box of tissue with him & locked the bedroom door.

3) Law was never the discipline she dreamed of, her unique fetish of body exposure makes her always wanted to be a stripper.
Discipline by urbanrascal March 8, 2013

Worse than Lobotomy 

No the fuck it isn't Jordan.
Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? You're a mental health professional and your actively participating in the targeted stalking and harassment of a stranger. I TOLD YOU that YOU are the last person who should be signing off on. You said you could get another license overnight. CAN A LOBOTOMIZED PERSON GET ANOTHER BRAIN!? NO!? Ok. So, no. You are being a bitch because you don't like some things I've said. You don't deserve your success more than everyone else. You were fired. Anything I've done to you is a peripheral byproduct of this thing I'm doing. There is only one thing I care about and it will be remediated."
Worse than Lobotomy by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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