The only man that can have the best grades in the school, not study, be school-board vice president, kill his parents, rule a country, die, and live to tell the tale.

Love IS NOT nice. Love IS NOT easy but love is: cruel, evil, sole eating, pain, self hate, and all around pretty dam depressing. When people think of love, they think it is amazing and gives you purpose but the truth is that it makes you feel worthless, hated and it makes you feel like you want to die but the reason why you carry on is the simple fact that the person you love, you could not bare not seeing them every day and if you saw them in danger you would help you would take a bullet for them and you would give your life to help them. The sad truth is though, that they probably don't feel the same way and doesn't care. People think that love is the best but to be honest, love is the most EVIl thing in the world. You spend every waking and sleeping hour thinking about the person you love and it ends up coming back to haunt you. Being in love is hard because the funny thing about love is that no matter how many times they brake your heart you will let them break it a million more. If breaking up with them will make them happy then you will do it because you don't just want to be in a relationship, all you want is to be near them and for them to be happy because when they hurt you hurt and when they are happy, you are! So if your someone who is in love, I wish you the best of luck because it sure ain't that easy for me.

This is what happens when you shit you pants, at work, and it ends up costing you $21 because your mom is working and your grandma has to go to Wal-Mart to get you a new pair of pants and boxers.

Another word to describe a modon

A monkeys bellend