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Urban Dictionary

The Michael Jackson Vault 

1. The place where Michael Jackson mini movie’s go when they are not on YouTube for free on “The Official Michael Jackson” YouTube channel. But come out to see the light of day on rare occasion.

2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.
Person 1: Hey did you see yesterday that they finally took out a movie from The Michael Jackson Vault?

Person 2: No. What one is it this time?

Person 1: “Ghosts”

Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.

Yash Moment 

An action, event, or quote so stupid and unimaginable that it couldn't have been done/said by anyone other than Yash.
Did you hear someone slept in the public bathroom in a prisoner outfit at 4 in the morning completely wasted without his phone, keys, or backpack? Bruh what a Yash moment.

Did you hear that diana got executed by a gromp? Yash moment.
Yash Moment by SunMan1738 September 15, 2023

Bodygasm 

'Bodygasm' has a few meanings:

1. Often used by stoners or occasional weed smokers to describe the intense body high one gets from really good marijuana.

2. The rare and often sought-after intense, whole-body sensation that may occur after a masturbation session. It goes beyond the good feeling in the legs and hips alone.

3. Used infrequently to describe an intense body-high after using *any* narcotic drug or alcohol product.
Jim: Connor, how was that bud you smoked last night?

Connor: It was incredible. I smoked one bowl and my body felt warm and fuzzy. It was a bodygasm.

Shelby: I had the best orgasm last night. I felt an incredible sensation go from head to toe. I have never had that happen.

Lucy: Lucky...
Bodygasm by Dr. Dick Delaware July 1, 2011

Soldier Main 

A player in TF2 who spends the most time playing Soldier. Most are very confident in their abilities to perform adequately and lead their team to victory.
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that Soldier main yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah! He was nuts! He topped the scoreboard three times!
Soldier Main by M B September 4, 2019

Sleeper Cock 

A penis so damn huge, that it doesn't get hard. This bad boy is typically 10 to 14 inches big and is carried around by a 6'4 brolic black man, the best example being OG Mudbone.
That ho just took my sleeper cock like a baby chode!
Sleeper Cock by PoppaBert May 25, 2018

Your mom 

A common response to a sentance to make yourself look cooler
Linda: What did you do today?
Ben: Your mom
Your mom by PAWESOMEYEAH October 2, 2015

Humanity 

1. A mistake; Something that shouldn't exist
"Humanity has once again betrayed itself"
Humanity by BacchusEntr May 9, 2022
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