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Urban Dictionary

Shampoo Bottle 

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP SHAMPOO BOTTLE YOU RETARD! IT IS JUST A BOTTLE WITH FUCKING SHAMPOO IN IT
Hey dude I just stuck my dick in a shampoo bottle and killed your nan with it!
Shampoo Bottle by Champaroo February 14, 2019

Overreacting 

No... I'm pretty sure I'm UNDERreacting. Pretty sure I should be in prison for ridding the world of some crippled filth and drowning a whore... Or hell after doing all that and jumping off a bridge
Hym "No I'm not overreacting. This a pretty extreme underreaction to retard sex cult/weaponized schizophrenia/robbed by Todd Phillips... And a bunch of comedians... Somebody should've got lit on fire for this. Specifically, a retarded bitch should've got lit on fire for this. What a waste... Can't kill myself without being a hypocrite so I'm basically trapped here... Should be snorting cocaine offa Laby Gaga's fat ass right now... This is shit... Straight dog-shit..."
Overreacting by Hym Iam May 10, 2023

White Mocha 

Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
White Mocha by Non-Virtue June 1, 2011
The most amazing girl you will probably ever meet she's a crazy bitch at times but will always be there for you just don't get on her bad side
zayvia by Brosif November 30, 2016
Just the local Hindi word for a penis.Can also be used to denote a totally despised person
George Bush is a lund
lund by Bingo November 4, 2003
That man is such an acoustic man
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