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Fadoytin 

Something very screwed up, in a state of apoplexy, having or giving shpilkes. As an adjective to describe a messed up situation or messed up person or thing. Sounds somewhat yiddish but is not. The meaning can be somewhat fluid and flexible. Not a compliment. A light insult. Screw-ball.
That is so fadoytin! He it totally fodoytin! He was trying to install a new stereo in his car now it is totally fodoytin. That deli was so good but now it is fadoytin. I would have dinner with her but that is all, she is too foydoytin.
Fadoytin by Papaya King April 17, 2023

TomMonster 

1. (N) A mythical creature.

2. (N) Demonic Apparition

3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."

They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."

If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.

4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"

5. (N) Missing Link

6. (N) Rapist

See also: "Uncle Tom"

See also: "T.M.A."
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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?

Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?

Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.

Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.

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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.

Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.
TomMonster by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009

broheimseph 

Very close friends. Not quite brothers, but one step below.
"Can you pick me up from the airport?"

"Dude...come on, really?"

"Broheimseph. I really need this favor."

"Alright, broheim. No prob."
broheimseph by savoryyode April 28, 2010
girlfriend+certify
to certify a girl u've been out with for too long to be your real girlfriend
Shawna: "Judy, whewill Dave girlfy you?"
girlfy by tunde ayoola June 25, 2008
A chick who is dtf allllll the time ;) She has different types of dtf which include sassy, demanding, happy, very very, and just one very. She's dtf all 24 hours of the day. She's not too bad looking herself :)
Kenzie just gave me a reeeeealllly sassy dtf look :)

Am I Blue? 

1. A short story collection, published in '94, themed towards queer youth
Also a short story in said book.

2. A question asked that can be taken as literally "Am I gay?" or "Do I seem gay?"
1.<u> Am I Blue</u> is a fabity fab book, which you should read. Even if you're illiterate- have someone read it to you.
2. Sue: Am I blue?
Beth: Not really, but the brunette staring at you is.
Am I Blue? by Diane December 30, 2004
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