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Urban Dictionary

flamer tamer 

A masturbation technique created in ancient times by ninjas. A determined ninja warrior would summon a massive boner, while dousing it in gasoline. The ninja then sets his erection on fire and masturbates until his enormous load of ninja semem has put the flames to an end. Hense the name "Flamer Tamer". (Warning: Do not attempt without parental supervision)
Ex-Ninja Scott: "I've heard of many occasions where fellow ninja have defeated an entire army while pulling a flamer tamer at the same time."

Ex-Ninja Delta Cobra Military Squadron Matt: "Oh I didn't know that."
flamer tamer by Ninja Scott E. April 16, 2006

Twatcake 

A nasty vag pie or someone with the social desirability of said pie.
Twatcake by Solish December 8, 2004

Harley Palmer 

While riding down the interstate today my girl give me a Harley Palmer
Harley Palmer by Bend one September 10, 2015

sleepspacing 

to access and use any of the features of Myspace when you are half asleep, drunk, high, exhausted, unconscious, dead, or otherwise inhibited.

Also used loosely to describe the almost uncanny habit of signing online and unconsciously signing into myspace and checking your messages before doing anything even when you know you don't have any.
"dude i woke up this morning and had half a blog posted before i realized i was sleepspacing"

"Kenny got drunk last night and sleepspaced a whole bulletin about Mary's boobies"
sleepspacing by chrisjzitkovich December 13, 2006

Closing a Chapter 

Closing a chapter in life can be both difficult and joyous.
Closing a Chapter by GoDressUp June 10, 2013

Double Cunted 

When your playing Lego 2K Drive with your bros and you get cunt EMP blasted by bro number 1 to be chain EMP by bro number 2 thus you have been Double Cunted
Catching Wolfrunner on the final lap the cunt hit me with an EMP Blast Ridglab rolled up and also hit me with an EMP blast that fucking cunt (Double cunted is the process of being fucking in Mario kart or clones by EMP blast)
Double Cunted by Dickus Maximus November 14, 2023
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