person 1: "Hey did you know my friend is a former model and she graduated with degrees in slavic language and biomedical engineering? She just got her PhD/MD from Harvard and is now fixing baby orphans in Africa."

person 2: "totes a N.A.R.P"

Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."

When little Johnny failed his test, he screamed out, "GUAGAHSMOKIE!!!!!!!"

Yo pit bull might be hot, but my rotweiller is the chillidog

To be able to send de kip to miss Machiels.

Did you hear? John McAfee loves nothing more than getting a calypso steamer from a hooker.