basically buttfuck nowhere.
it is a town in Illanois, where the most interesting game to play on the streets is entirely dependant on how fast the tumbleweed rolls.
People are hard to come by, which can lead to the belief that Cofeen is a ghost town.

all in all, it is a good place to go if you want some coffee though...

A disloyal individual who enjoys cucumber lime Gatorade. Typically found cheating on their partners.

A Ketchup Face is a person who has a very pale white face with big red lips, usually a skinny teen.

This is the little-known twin brother of "Go Fuck Yourself." However, the demand is slightly more humiliating and degrading -- as the prospect of getting fucked by some unknown force in an unknown orifice is much more unsettling than merely fucking yourself, or masturbating.

Can be shortened to GGF for brevity.

a memory lapse, such as those experienced by the elderly

The Trou Just War Theory (TJWT) is a theory developed by theologians at West Point, NY. A Just War under the TJWT is one whereby a male cadet "slays" a trou just to be doing it. However, an unjust war is when male cadet is romancing (also known as tromancing) a trou. A Just War must also meet the Jus Ad Bellum requirements of:

Just cause: The male had no other vagina around he could use.

Last Resort: The male should never go for trou first.