When you tell your friends that you'll do something dirty but actually just said it as a joke and never end up doing it and die unhappy

When you want to express the feeling of “same” but autocorrect fucks you over.

Durb means a goofy somebody who you just look at as a goofy, lame, dork. Things of that nature😂

Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.

Film made in 1979, Directed by Ridley Scott. This takes place in the year 2037 onboard the vessel Nostromo. The crew is made up of Ripley, Dallas, Brett, Parker, Lambert, Kane, and Ash. The vessel recieves a message from an unidentified craft that was in distress on LV-426. The Crew answers the call, but while on the planet, Kane finds thousands of eggs, and one hatches and a creature attachs to his face. Later on the creature falls off, but implants an embryo which births an alien. The alien bursts through his chest, running off into the ship. Later on the Alien picks off the crew one by one until only Ripley is left. She then destroys the ship, and defeats the alien.

When an Asian chick says you look like Zachary Quinto and you fuck her silly