Seahorsed

When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.

Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.

Seahorsed by Clibbz June 19, 2019

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wheelchair

verb - to fuck someone so hard that they cannot walk

"did you bang that chick last night?"
"bang her?? i fuckin' WHEELCHAIRED her, bro!"

wheelchair by wheelchair expert September 14, 2009

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yoduf

a really cool word

yo, yoduf

yoduf by user92737474 April 1, 2023

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Factics

Tactics fat chicks use in a vein attempt to get you attached in order to avoid instant rejection upon actually meeting them in person. (ie. cropping their photo (if they have one!) around the face only and on a flattering angle, posting photos of themselves when younger/slimmer, avoiding meeting in person until they've gotten to know you VERY well, etc.)

Girl: We've only been corresponding for 3 weeks ...I think it's too early to meet in person!
Guy: That's OK, I'm familiar with your factics. I'm moving on with a slimmer girl I'm in contact with... good luck!

Factics by The BooMan July 8, 2012