Except the DAuer Lemans:

a. Costs more than your life.

b. Sucks up way more gas

c. looks like a big banana

d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.

Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.

massive multiplayer online roll playing game

Slang and derogatory term used for a person of diminished intellect.

when your balls smell like complete nacho cheese

The fear of hicks, country boys/girls, etc.

What the locals actually call Nashville TN due to it's country tackiness.