Magic Widow

A woman whose husband or boyfriend ignores her for Magic: The Gathering.

Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.

Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.

George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.

Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.

Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.

Magic Widow by Teh Brofessor December 7, 2009

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GTS

If people ask what something means tell them to 'gts' (google that shit)

Him: what does that mean?

Me: gts. (Google that shit)

GTS by Thelonewolfkid January 28, 2017

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picular

A Lovely Feeling

I Feel So Picular right now

picular by Lola Lemmely March 2, 2022

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clapping my ass

1.) when a song that has a rather catchy beat comes on aka a bop, and you want to dance to it. (Verb)

2.) Also can be used to describe yourself as the claps in a song, also meaning you are dancing really hard to the song when it was recorded! (Also verb)

Clapping my Ass: A figure of speech when you like a song and want to dance to it

1.)*sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato comes on*

“OMG THIS IS MY SONG IM ABOUT TO CLAP MY ASS, SUCH A BOP”
*proceeds to dance*

2.)“Okay you hear that in the background?? That’s my ASS CLAPPING.”

clapping my ass by felich December 29, 2017

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Rent Boy

A male who resides in a dwelling, but instead of paying a sum of money to the householder or landlord, he instead offers favours of a sexual nature in order to remain in residence.

LANDLORD " You are a very pretty young homeless man, I can offer you a roof over your head and a hot meal"

YOUNG MAN - "But I have no money to pay for such luxury"

LANDLORD "I am sure we can come to some arrangement, you could be my little bitch rent boy"

Rent Boy by blueskai April 2, 2011