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Cat and Dog
Usually referring to a depraved almost-sex act between a girlfriend and boyfriend who haven't had sexual intercourse yet, cat and dog is usually thought up by the boyfriend who is sexually deprived and is looking for a way to release his urges.
The act involves the two parties acting as a cat or as a dog, the female is usually the cat and the male is usually the dog.
The objective of the dog is to 'jump' on things whether it be a couch or objects on the ground but also to jump on the cat (hence why the male is the dog as they are most sexually aggressive) also the dog looks at the cat with puppy dog eyes whenever it wants the cat to play with the dog more.
The objective of the cat is basically to purr every time the dog pats her, but as cats get tired of things very quickly if she gets patted for too long she will scratch the dog .
there are many variations to this depraved act but those are the basics to how Cat and Dog is to be done.
The act involves the two parties acting as a cat or as a dog, the female is usually the cat and the male is usually the dog.
The objective of the dog is to 'jump' on things whether it be a couch or objects on the ground but also to jump on the cat (hence why the male is the dog as they are most sexually aggressive) also the dog looks at the cat with puppy dog eyes whenever it wants the cat to play with the dog more.
The objective of the cat is basically to purr every time the dog pats her, but as cats get tired of things very quickly if she gets patted for too long she will scratch the dog .
there are many variations to this depraved act but those are the basics to how Cat and Dog is to be done.
Tim: Man I feel sorry for Misha; I hear he doesn't get any from his girlfriend.
Michael: At least he gets to play Cat and Dog with her!
Tim: Cat and Dog? What the faaaaak?
Michael: At least he gets to play Cat and Dog with her!
Tim: Cat and Dog? What the faaaaak?
Cat and Dog by 2GOOD123 May 31, 2009
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Jason
•The name of Jason has given you sensitivity and appreciation for the finer and deeper things in life.
• You can enjoy reading, study, and contemplation about many different subjects.
• When your interests or curiosity are aroused, you work intensely at new undertakings, but your interests often wane when you encounter drudgery and monotony, with the result that you leave many things unfinished.
• Your name has taken you into many bitter experiences.
• The greatest lack in your life is stability and peace of mind.
• A peaceful and quiet environment, especially out in nature, is one of your greatest desires, but you are constantly taken into chaotic conditions.
• Because you have high ideals and are a principled person, you have been disillusioned and disappointed in people on many occasions and have experienced much aloneness.
•Although the name Jason creates an interest in the deeper aspects of life, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation.
•This name can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success.
• You can enjoy reading, study, and contemplation about many different subjects.
• When your interests or curiosity are aroused, you work intensely at new undertakings, but your interests often wane when you encounter drudgery and monotony, with the result that you leave many things unfinished.
• Your name has taken you into many bitter experiences.
• The greatest lack in your life is stability and peace of mind.
• A peaceful and quiet environment, especially out in nature, is one of your greatest desires, but you are constantly taken into chaotic conditions.
• Because you have high ideals and are a principled person, you have been disillusioned and disappointed in people on many occasions and have experienced much aloneness.
•Although the name Jason creates an interest in the deeper aspects of life, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation.
•This name can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success.
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an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?
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Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019
H127
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