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Facework 

Facework: Fayce-wurk
-nerb (noun, verb)

1. A combination of facebook and homework.
2. Getting very little accomplished.
3. Serious procrastination, often resulting in the victim having to request extensions from a teacher, mentor, parental unit, or master.

Dude#1: "Dude. Did you see how much facework I had last night? It was on my status for the four hours I was up!"
Dude#2: "No, I didn't. Did you get any done?"
Dude#1: "Yeah I got a ton finished, I cleared out my inbox, posted lots of comments, joined 3 groups, became a fan of 'laughing', friended a few dudes/dudettes I don't really know but I heard of, and poked about seventeen people!"
Dude#2: "Not what I meant. How much homework did you get done?"
Dude#1: "Oh. um...crap. I got the... heading ...done. that's about it."
Dude#2: "Got it. Next time, don't let facework take over your night, ok?"
Dude#1: "Dude number two. You do not realize that updating my status every other minute is my life."

Origin:
Kendall's room~April 12, 2009; FACEBOOK + HOMEWORK
Facework by 10dollarskendall April 13, 2009

Flemingdon Park  

This is notoriously the worst hood in Canada. It has a checkered history of many, many crimes including homicides, shootings, gang violence, extorsion, drug trafficing (most drugs sold in this neighbourhood than anywhere else in Canada) and many,many other crimes. It is the poorest neighbourhood in North America with over 75% of it's population living below the poverty line. More than 85% of people are immigrants or refuges mainly from Africa and South-Asia (pakistan, afghanistan, srilanka, india, iraq, etc) and their starving in the ghetto so they have to sell drugs to survive. It is a very dangerous neighbourhood even walking on the streets during bright day light something will happen to you so you have to be very careful. It has many gangs including GCP(Guilty Crime Posse; one of the biggest drug selling gangs in North America that made so much so much drug money they used it to make a rap studio), SUK(Stick Up Kidz), Flemo Likkle Yoots, H-Block Bloodz, H-Block Crips and many more. Other nicknames for Flemingdon Park include Flemo Park and H-Block. It's just a very poor dirty slum gutter ghetto violent hood.
Other nicknames for Flemingdon Park include Flemo Park and H-Block

Police: Wear a kelvar when walking on the streets of Flemingdon Park.
Flemingdon Park by rajha April 6, 2007

Asian Fail 

When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%
Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!

ASIAN FAIL.
Asian Fail by E.Z Asian April 30, 2010

Angeles Duran 

The spanish shit that's trying to take ownership of the sun and charge people for it.
Hi, I'm Angeles Duran, one of the biggest fuckheads on the universe.
Angeles Duran by AngelesSucksCock November 29, 2010

Andrews AFB 

When someone mentions Andrews AFB they think of one thing Air Force One but little do they know what goes on behind the scenes. Andrews AFB is located about 5min southeast of Washington D.C. First the location: Why would the United States put one of its most important resources in the middle of the ghetto. When you drive through the main gate and look to your right you'll see Family Dollar, Pawn shop, and you guessed it Popeyes bona-fied fried chicken shack. McDonalds which is also across the street, is known for its frequent shootings, stabbings, street pharmaceuticals, and the occasional car jacking.
If you happen to go to the commissary late one night to pick up a few things, you might bump into one of Maryland's reacently released felons. Yes, You heard right, one of Maryland's finest ex-cons is ensuring that your groceries are properly stocked. If you happen to be in the mood for a fun night out on the town, stop by Classics. Where you will find a plethora of different makes and models of police vehicles in their futile attempt to keep the peace. Upon entry of Classics you will notice a warm and welcoming sign staiting "Whites served but Blacks prefered". The next time some mentions how nice Andrews AFB is, don't forget what kind of festivities lie just on the other side of the fence.
"Yo cuz you aint never been to the damn ghetto", "what you talkin' bout homie? I was stationed at Andrews AFB for 7 years!"
Andrews AFB by Andrews AFB April 14, 2008
The hidden agenda at the root of a hoe’s promiscuity. Typically involves sleeping with people and/or performing oral pleasure for personal gain.
Watch out for her, bro, she’s always got a hogenda. Quit dating Bobby as soon as he bought her that Range Rover.
Hogenda by DoubleSizzle October 27, 2015