A Scottish pleasantry. Often pronounced 'bastart' in more rural accents.

n. Insertion of the penis or a vibrator or dildo into a person's mouth such that speech is occluded, rendered incoherent or prevented altogether.

not being attracted to many women, except for jade west

One step up from Big Shaq.

Hey! Did you just search up the definition of I’m Telling? That’s my legal name! You should have already known that! That’s it, I’m Telling! (The name of someone who’s goal in life is to make people suffer for no reason)

originally the first JAH (juicy, amazing, human being). commonly-known for being very funny, witty, and a person such a positive vibe. it's hard not to smile when there's a talai around.
Talai's are good friends, always there for a laugh and are always there to keep a smile on your face on the rainest of days.
best believe if you have a talai.

Do your best to keep it, even if talai can be very annoying most times.