Ten minutes before you toke up, when you get your goodies ready.

a crazy girl looks innocent but is FAR from it. Don’t mess with her she’ll crush you. if your her friend she’ll cherish you

To attempt to become important among an obscure setting; seeing a group as inferior to bring attention to oneself

One has to sit on a tree branch about 11 1/2 feet high. Any higher is dangerous, and any lower will result in a failure of the deed. Once one pulls their pants down, and is ready for the act one has to proceed to poop. Immediately, without hesitation, one has to fall off the back end of the branch, backflipping, and in turn landing on the ground flat on their back. At which point the poop impacts with one's chest. This form of self-masturbation takes many years of experience and should not be perfomed by an amateur. The branch can be substituted with any form of a bar up in the air.

to have an uncontrolably random and spontanious amazing orgy with the group of people around you

Girl who is totally sexy. She has a truck and it's bad ass. All the guys want her but she only likes rednecck boys. She loves country music. She probably not a virgin and she's cool with that. She hunts and fishes. She's a daddy's girl.

SHE'S SOOOOO HOT!!