Lobbybanana

Simply put, a Lobbybanan is the action of whipping out one's dick and with a hand movement throwing it towards their partner. So as it reaches an upward arc and falls to the ground due to gravity.

Much like lobbing a shotput

"Hey Ken, want to come in my bedroom and practice shot put with your Lobbybanana?"

Lobbybanana by Just_Some_Aussie_Guy August 7, 2017

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ulty

Short for ultimate (frisbee).

"Grab the disc, it's time for ulty!"

ulty by rudle July 3, 2008

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Dirty Jackson

When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal

Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.

Dirty Jackson by dirtyjacksonenthusiast December 29, 2024

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Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

Treadmill Gerbil by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011