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Urban Dictionary

A lazy relatively quite well educated bunch of inoffensive slaking loozers wandering randomly in Supermarket's parking lot looking for a good spot to smoke and share some darts
"Mais elle ne va pas trop capoter de vous zoner comme des gros schlags"?
Schlag by Trashlambert September 3, 2016

dirty leonard 

When you have sex with someone you are not attracted to. Right before climax you pull out and piss on them, while crying. You then proceed to masturbate alone to finish.
Person A - "Hey how's it going man?"
Person B - "Yeah I'm doing fine I guess..."
Person A - "You sure man? Looks like you've been served a dirty Leonard again."
Person B - "Yeah... Maybe I should get a divorce, it's the third time she's done it this week."
dirty leonard by LockAndBoat May 10, 2020

Victorville 

The worst most boring fucking city in America. Its full of lame drug users, hood rats, river rats, desert rats, lames, cholos sin barrio etc.
Mike: Man its fucking boring today.
Me: Fuck it dawg as long as we aint in Victorville no hay pedo.
Victorville by Kawmik January 26, 2011

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When you try to find every type of boredom and go downwards row for row on your keyoboard.
Did you ever get so bored that you typed §1qa<2wsz3edx4rfc5tgv6yhb7ujn8ikm9ol,0pö.+åä-´¨' into Google
GamingRyujin is a huge Simp for EUserverslol he denys it all the time .
GamingRyujin stop being a Simp you fucking Mong
Simp by King_kohaku June 29, 2020

pumpkin twat 

A vagina that looks like the meeting curves on a pumpkin. usually seen on sluts and trannies.
Britney Spears has a nasty pumpkin twat
pumpkin twat by Alexis B December 25, 2008
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