Pabst Blue Ribbon
The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.
Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!
Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.
Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!
Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.
Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.
Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!
Tyler: Hey Fernando!
Stephanie: Hey Fernando!
*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!
Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.
Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!
Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.
Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.
Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!
Tyler: Hey Fernando!
Stephanie: Hey Fernando!
*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!
Pabst Blue Ribbon by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
