The happenings. The situation. The goings on. The gossip. The general happage. Whatever the "happs" are.

1. A completely idiotic person that doesn't know any better.

2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.

3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!

Something that isn't alcoholic, sharp, shoots, top opening, side opening, less that 2", fully automatic (including washer/dryer combos), or capable of holding more than 5 bullets, it's CA legal. This is because even though we like to think we're liberal, with guns, knives, and most other things, we're hard asses, with the acceptation of Utah beer.
Most knives and guns aren't legal in CA, but in bordering states (Nevada, Arizona, and Mexico), so it makes it pretty useless in some cases.

To have romantic feelings towards the cutest bean ever made.

That means to be cool or someone who is very 6669iq and that person always thanks the bus driver

To have wordanal sex. Synonononmizzims include buttsex and buhsechs