The happenings. The situation. The goings on. The gossip. The general happage. Whatever the "happs" are.
"What are the happs". "The happs are ...."
Noun. "Stay At Home Troll". A woman who marries a man with money, so she can saht all day (shop, go to lunch, chill at home).
It's the middle of the day on a Tuesday and she's at the mall, she must be a SAHT.