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Urban Dictionary

sycophant 

One who blatantly kisses as to get ahead, especially at work.
Dude, did you see Chuck Davidenko in Rod's office the other day? What a f*****g sycophant!
sycophant by dangdude September 13, 2011

urban dictionary 

a website intended to allow genuine human collaboration, to doccument the meanings of words, it has, however, become a haunt for degenerates to share innuendo, while using the most diabolical names in their examples
gwynneth: yo, davin, did you check out the word of the day on the urban dictionary?
davin: what the fuck, you use that shit? get away from me
Putting a mail or a female and a hypnotic transce where as to develop a severe sexual addiction in a short amount of time to lustful images, videos and experiences.
I’m going to creat a gooning instructional video for my followers so that I can manipulate their minds into buying more of my sexual content.
Gooning by Psychological Thriller December 27, 2021
Sa'ad is a guy who falls in love with asian girls.
Person 1: Hey! How are you doing Sa'ad?
Sa'ad: Oh I'm great, just dating my new gf Kim!
Sa'ad by Bro11223344 August 15, 2023

onion chopped 

When a person is fucked SO hard they cry...but in a good way.
Man....I onion chopped that bitch so hard she used my whole box of Kleenex.
onion chopped by Stachaleenda April 10, 2016

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch 

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!
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